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Been working your assets off? If accounting has been getting a little taxing, here are 70 accounting puns to help balance your mood — and your books!
Accounting puns
1. Did you hear about the accountants who won the bodybuilding competition?
They had perfect figures.
2. What did the accountant say to the client who thought he’d paid twice?
“Did you double-cheque?”
3. How did the team of accountants overcome a rough patch?
They found strength in numbers.
4. What does an accountant say when looking at unpaid invoices?
“It’s accrual world.”
5. Why did the accountant say to the fishing net supplier?
“What’s your net worth?”
6. Why did the accountant and banker get divorced?
They couldn’t reconcile their differences.
7. What did the motivational speaker say to the accountant?
“You have one LIFO; make it account.”
8. Did you hear about the accountant who did a triathlon every month for twelve months?
It was a fiscal year.
9. How did the accountants win the bar fight?
They kicked their assets.
10. Why should you seek financial advice from accountants?
Because their answers are always right on the money.
11. Why are accountants such high achievers?
Because they always Excel.
12. Why did the accountant like strange food?
Because there’s no accounting for taste.
13. What did the accountant do to their least-favorite client?
They spreadsheet about them.
14. Why did the accountant throw away their calculator?
They could no longer count on it.
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15. Why did the accountant start squatting?
To lift their bottom line.
16. What did the accountant say to the immature, high-earning client?
“You should really act your wage.”
17. How do accountants say goodbye?
“I’ll calc-you-later.”
18. Why did the accountant go to rehab?
For solvency abuse.
19. Why are accountants bad at boxing?
Because they’re always down for the count.
20. How do you make it difficult for an accountant to fall asleep?
Mess up their spreadsheets.
21. How does an accountant stay grateful?
By accounting their blessings.
22. What did the accountant say when looking at the client’s savings account?
“Interesting.”
23. Did you hear about the accountant who was hired by a baseball team?
They were given ballpark figures.
Bookkeeping puns
24. Why was the bookkeeper kicked out of book club?
Because they kept closing the books.
25. Did you hear about the beekeeper who also did bookkeeping?
They recorded their own buzzness expenses.
26. Why did the bookkeeper win Best Music Artist?
They had perfect records.
27. Why was the bookkeeper such a bad chef?
Because they kept cooking their books.
28. Why should you never tell a bookkeeper your secrets?
They can’t keep anything off the record.
29. Did you hear about the bookkeeper who maintained more than 500 ledgers in one month?
It was ledger-dary.
30. Why did the bookkeeper inquire about book restoration?
They liked to maintain their books.
31. How did the trainee bookkeeper record expenses for a building repair?
They put them down as fixed costs.
32. Why was the bookkeeper impressed by the accounts receivable list?
Because they were all outstanding.
33. How does a bookkeeper propose to their partner?
By sending them an engagement letter.
34. What did the scruffy bookkeeper say to the prospective client?
“Never judge a bookkeeper by the cover.”
35. Why did the bookkeeper tell their client to become a gymnast?
Because their file noted outstanding balance.
Tax puns
36. Did you hear about the tax pro who became a roadie for a jazz band?
He was their sax preparer.
37. Why did the tax preparer go crazy?
They started hearing invoices.
38. Did you hear about the tax preparer who bought the local library?
They wanted to try book-keeping.
39. Where do you find homeless tax preparers?
In tax shelters.
40. Did you know that Jay-Z became a tax preparer?
He’s got 1099 problems, but your employer ain’t one.
41. Why did the stressed tax preparer visit a bar?
To get intaxicated.
42. Why did the tax preparer go on vacation?
They needed a tax break.
43. What do you call a tax preparer’s thoughts?
Their in-voice.
44. Did you hear about the tax preparer who met the filing deadline just in time?
It was a huge tax relief.
45. What is a tax preparer’s go-to hairstyle?
A tax cut.
CPA puns
46. Why do CPAs always stay in the movie theater?
For the credits.
47. Why did the CPA get a part-time job as a baker?
They really loved working with dough.
48. What’s a CPA’s favorite Beastie Boys song?
(You Gotta) FIFO Your Right (To Party!)
49. How did the CPA help the gardener?
They managed their hedge fund.
50. Why did the CPA carefully step off the train?
They were minding the GAAP.
51. How does a CPA get revenge?
They start planning the payback period.
52. What is a CPA’s weapon of choice?
Their weapon of mass deductions.
53. What is a CPA’s favorite novel?
The Great FASB.
54. Did you hear about the CPAs who started a quartet?
They named themselves The Big Four.
55. Did you hear about the CPA who had a ghostly encounter?
They claimed they saw a pass-through entity.
56. What happened to the CPA who didn’t adhere to compliance?
They became a SOX offender.
57. What did the CPA say about the unclear expense report?
“This doesn’t make cents”.
58. Why do CPAs also make great mixologists?
Because they know a lot about liquid assets.
59. Why did the CPA’s joke make everyone gasp?
Because they had accrued sense of humor.
Audit puns
60. Where do auditors love to hike?
The audit trail.
61. How does an auditor keep calm?
With great internal controls.
62. Why did the auditor receive negative client feedback?
Because they had a bad audit-tude.
63. Why did the auditor suddenly need the restroom?
They noticed an unexpected flow-through entity.
64. What did the auditor say when proposing?
“You are audit I could have asked for.”
65. Did you hear about the auditor’s first gig as a music artist?
They sold out the local audit-orium.
66. Why didn’t the judge believe the auditor?
Because their account of events didn’t add up.
67. How did the auditor get through to the next round?
They nailed the audit-ion.
68. Why did the auditor become a meteorologist?
Because they were really good at forecasting.
69. Why did the student give up studying to become an auditor?
Because they couldn’t find the interest.
70. Why didn’t the CPA laugh at the puns?
Because they didn’t depreciate them.
Conclusion
We hope these accounting puns were audit you expected. Share them all with your peers and, if you are up for more laughs, make sure to check out many more accounting jokes and memes below!
Josef Hynard
Josef is a content writer for TaxDome who enjoys creating clear, actionable content to inspire readers about TaxDome’s features and updates. When he’s not fitting words together, he likes to read books and work out.
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